predictability Personified!

I still enjoy sortilegio very much. WHY THEN OH wHY does it have to be so predictable. I mean you can see the script coming right at you a mile a way (love this cliche). So from my last blog on the tears, the crying has continued :). Victoria told her children (and i am counting Alex as one of them), about Antonio Lambardo being their father. Alex finds out he is hurt but still loves his mother, Bruno finds out and he is maaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddd and abusive: Are they really of the same loins?? Me is in doubt! The gall of this boy, called his own mother a whore! Bring that crazy man to Africa we kick a little bit of respect into his being. As for raquel, well she is in love with her own brother ( she actually offered herself to him in one of her drunken moments) so we can all guess her reaction. It turns out though, Raquel has a lot more class than her brother: She did not want any scandal and preffred quiet settlement of the issue. It killed though, that they have become like those 'people', the samaniegos.

There is ofcourse trouble in romance ville because of one Mario AGUIre. Maura and the sister came up with a plan to create a fake lover for MJ. Ullises, the irritating one, was more than happy to come on board as the caller. Bruno hijacks the plan and starts sending MJ flowers.

Alex is a sweet one but he does have the jealous temper. He practically dragged MJ to their bedroom to explain herself and who is this Aguire. Oh, did i mention that on one of his jealous moments he got so moody he did not touch MJ. Be warned for all of those dreaming of the day you be lucky to be su mujer, do not make him angry the abs don't come out!

Now we know that there is a setup and so does MJ (Did Alex not get the script?). Victoria is still her delusional self. Maura riding on that same ship Victoria is on. Bruno, the devil's child, is making his father proud. Raquel, that drunkard is still sad and is planning on having an affair (should make her alittle more interesting). Paula is about to learn that you do not drive unless the person teaching you is a professional and definitely not friend with Bruno's.
Alex and MJ, we still rooting for you. And Alex we love the rough you :)

Tonight more!

Leaving and loosing the man of my dreams is the best solution I have evr come up with...Really!!!!

Is it me or is Maria Jose is starting to sound crazy. I mean totally possessed! How does her family leaving LA CASA Y EL MUY MUY BONITO ALEX solve the issue? Really, someone explain that to me.
So, it is either I am bored with the other people in the programme or, I have my eyes on one thing.
The fight scene was nice. Alex and Bruno, Des hermanos locos, got into a fight about MJ. the cause of all fight between these loving brothers. what i found quite funny was the naked bruno (In some nice yellow briefs) and a suited up Alex all over each other. The two of them tumbling down the stairs was quite nicely done. I think this is where poor Bebes Levy injured his finger. Yes, his finger was broken or something of the sort. At least he can show off that he had one more bruise than Bruno. Sounded funnier in my head.

Anyway, this whole discussion about periods is getting irk. And MJ is just plain irritating with this whole Divorce inquiries all the time. Woman, you married the hottest man on the planet and he is muy Riche and says he loves. Are you deaf, dumb and stupid. Am asking for real!

'You said you had feelings for me", Alex says. If those eyes were looking at me i would confess that on behalf of all women in the world. Those eyes and the intensity! (I need a fan or air conditioning; maximum cold please!)

Anyway, That was my sortilegio Night, the only comfort i got on a really stressing night.

Thank you Sortilegio

Tears and more tears!

So sortilegio on Friday was, as you can tell, tearful. I have never seen a man cry that much. Wait, I have! But they just were not as handsome :. This is the one episode i found myself thinking, this man is ridiculous. Tears are major Sexy but there is something as too much! i wanted to scream, STOP! somebody please change that script.

The split screens of two people suffering the same pain was cute. But as i said, the tears were too much.

The ending of the night, was probably the best thing of the night. Alex walking in with the most believable stressed man look on TV. He looked so washed out that he muy caliente, bonito. Maybe am just a sadist. Or i just think Levy est tres chaud, no matter what.

Anyway, that's all for today. Extremely short, i know, but there was nothing much. Just tears and more tears.

Hated the red T-shirt/Shirt but those lips...eish!

I saw him, I saw him :)

So sortilegio last night was quite boring! Or is it just me.
So papa dear got beaten up. He is taken to hospital. Alex finds out that he was beaten up because he owed some bad guys some money. Him being the most amazing man on earth that he is, says he will pay back the bad guys. He had a hideous top thing on and yes those beads were plain weird! But, the face and the walk was still hot. Bad fashion was forgiven. but please go back to those shirts we love..

Oh and just in case you did not know, kisses make everything better. So Alex says. Yes kisses from him would probably avert the 2012 disaster for me. Have i used the word HOT yet. Yes Alex, kisses makes our lives better. I can see that nod from the whole of viewer-ville.

So Alex goes pays off the debt. then he is followed. Here there is an attempt at trying out a James Bond moment. Except, they skipped the whole ,Bauer running up the stairs to explain how he got to the roof, moment. But him jumping off the roof was breathtaking. Okay, so Everything Alex does is breathtaking! He is too hot for it to be otherwise. I did learn one more word in Spanish, Mi Vida which means Darling!

For me the scene of the night came after the rescue. How sweet is it that a guy would want to just cuddle and fall asleep in your arms...Sweet and hot, delicious combination. And for those who had never seen the LIPS. this is your scene to believe.

Yes, there were scenes without Alex but really who cares!
I am not even sure i saw any other person in yesterdays episode.

That is it.

Scorch our screens tonight, Mi vida.

crap!

So sortilegio on Kenyan Tv tuesday was plain crappy! They cut out the "reader's digest version of a love scene to beat all love scenes" as one blogger put it. I mean i am as prudish as any other african, but come on! You cut out the whole thing! We should have atleast seen Alejandro take off his shirt! So no one needed a cold shower in the kenyan viewerville.

I had applause for Levy's acting in the love scene. I love this guy, No doubt but..... Kind of looked puppety to me. I think that everything was not connecting and in the end it ended up being a bit forced. I mean him on the floor, hand on his head touching her headand then heart is picture perfect but .... maybe it is just me!

Yesterday, Maria Jose wakes up and the flood gates open. seriously dint get why especially since she was totally okay when she went to lunch.And i think they were just confusing us a bit here. She was a little too hysterical bana! But, how sweet was he? Flowers and the little 'I love you' at the end of that note. Again, everybody was ignoring the hysterics of the morning. Script gone a little awry there. And the sheet was totally owesome, all the prove i needed!

Fernando and Victoria i just do not get. No sparks for me but, four months to go.
Paula and Raquel are fun and they act really well. But then, so does Bruno. hhhmmmmhhh..
I think the rest of the crew in Sortilegio are just hanging out. I just don't get what they are about. maybe it is because I am always holding my breath, waiting to see Alex, that i just don't pay attention to them.

So last night was that. lets see what tonight will hold.

A few more hours and I get to see you again Mi Amor :)

Novelos

so the latest love of my life, William Levy Gutierrez (pictured below) has to be the sexiest and most beautiful man I have seen, yet!

I mean seriously, does he really look like this??

Sortilegio has just hit our Kenyan televisions, explains how I have just discovered him now! We insist that we are really not that crazy about Spanish soaps though, we obsessively watch them! As I said, we are not that crazy about them, kinda! But, last week on sortilegio Alejandro came back home to a wife he could not remember 'marrying' and then he asked her to take off his shirt (poor guy's hand was in a sling, my eyes are rolling).
Am sitting there thinking, this crap is so predictable! come on, twist that plot for us or at least bend it abit. Maria Jose takes off this guy's shirt and I rolled off the sofa, literally! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!

This guy is sculpted to perfection, I mean, no gym alone can do that! No way! SERIOUSLY, LOOK AT HIM!!!

I had never really looked at this guy's face (A LITTLE UNBELIEVABLE!) but I did then! I had to look at that face properly and haiyaa! (that can only be said in swahili).
The guy is beautiful! Its almost unreal. He knocked Wentworth Miller (scofield, prison break season one when his shirt used to come off :)) right out of the numero uno spot. Even though i feel that he knocked out everyone from every spot, I could not remember what comes after Number One?!

I totally believe in fairy tales now. The description of prince charming, fits! I think he is definitely capable of kissing sleeping beauty out of sleep, probably back to a coma again in shock of her luck!

My friend told me she would not mind paying for some of Mr. Levy. Me too!!! This guy could totally change my opposition to one night stands, friends with benefits, prostitution, philandering,......etc etc... hhhmmmhhh, a girl can only dream!

THe one question i have for Senor Levy and anyone who can help out there is," Are or Are you not married?"

"Is he or is he not?

"do you or do you not have him, Elizabeth Gutierrez?"

There should be a law, universal one, banning the private possession of this man! He is like an endangered specie, we should share! Am laughing at myself right now, dreams and dreams.

Well, Levy Gutierrez Tu eres mi amor and please do not stop smiling or taking off your shirt :)