Novelos

so the latest love of my life, William Levy Gutierrez (pictured below) has to be the sexiest and most beautiful man I have seen, yet!

I mean seriously, does he really look like this??

Sortilegio has just hit our Kenyan televisions, explains how I have just discovered him now! We insist that we are really not that crazy about Spanish soaps though, we obsessively watch them! As I said, we are not that crazy about them, kinda! But, last week on sortilegio Alejandro came back home to a wife he could not remember 'marrying' and then he asked her to take off his shirt (poor guy's hand was in a sling, my eyes are rolling).
Am sitting there thinking, this crap is so predictable! come on, twist that plot for us or at least bend it abit. Maria Jose takes off this guy's shirt and I rolled off the sofa, literally! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!

This guy is sculpted to perfection, I mean, no gym alone can do that! No way! SERIOUSLY, LOOK AT HIM!!!

I had never really looked at this guy's face (A LITTLE UNBELIEVABLE!) but I did then! I had to look at that face properly and haiyaa! (that can only be said in swahili).
The guy is beautiful! Its almost unreal. He knocked Wentworth Miller (scofield, prison break season one when his shirt used to come off :)) right out of the numero uno spot. Even though i feel that he knocked out everyone from every spot, I could not remember what comes after Number One?!

I totally believe in fairy tales now. The description of prince charming, fits! I think he is definitely capable of kissing sleeping beauty out of sleep, probably back to a coma again in shock of her luck!

My friend told me she would not mind paying for some of Mr. Levy. Me too!!! This guy could totally change my opposition to one night stands, friends with benefits, prostitution, philandering,......etc etc... hhhmmmhhh, a girl can only dream!

THe one question i have for Senor Levy and anyone who can help out there is," Are or Are you not married?"

"Is he or is he not?

"do you or do you not have him, Elizabeth Gutierrez?"

There should be a law, universal one, banning the private possession of this man! He is like an endangered specie, we should share! Am laughing at myself right now, dreams and dreams.

Well, Levy Gutierrez Tu eres mi amor and please do not stop smiling or taking off your shirt :)

Running through my head!

So am sad today :( John Terry looses the England Captain band! I think cheaters should absolutely suffer but, why do we have to destroy the sport because this guy could not keep it in his pants?(he does not need it to play!?) But, not what is running through my head.

Sitting in the house jobless and angry which kind of naturally comes with self-pity, I have realized that having nothing to do does not make me creative or inspired but I have become lazier (yes it is possible to be lazier than I was then, for those who know me) and chubbier (this word sounds nicer than fatter). I think my friend put it best when she said and I have to quote for impact, "you have boombad! I had a baby, what is your excuse?"
I do have my excuses and I guarantee they are not good at all but I cling to them anyway!

I had this idea when I was in high school (about hundreds of years ago hhhhmmmm....!) that I would have a best seller. How hard can writing be?! actually as it turns out, it is very hard! So years later; no best seller. It is about time I give my dreams some relief and write something. I have also decided to give myself about five years to come up with the final product. Yes, I said five years! Do not make sense of it; Nod your head and get over it!

Actually in my younger days I had quite the fountain of ideas. The ideas have not exactly gone according to plan but you know what, I am tired of being down. Made a resolution this year, am taking my life back. I am finding my Cozumel!

This particular post is like the recycle bin, I am just dropping everything in; It runs through my head, it stops on this post! I have one of those days when I am bursting with talk! okay, i am always on the talk but lets give me a break here and let it slide!

I have to stop with the bubbling....hhhhmmmmmhhh.....

To be continued.............